| Facts, oddities, incidental details:
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| | star count of around four billion stars
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| these are only some of the few things I
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| | so stated according to various
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| examine in the following twenty features
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| | scientists?
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| I have come up with concerning life and
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| | 11) Why do we return to the refrigerator
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| all its intricacies. Some will make you
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| | and gaze in when we know that there's
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| laugh, others will make you scratch your
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| | nothing interesting to eat inside?
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| chin, but whatever your behaviour, each
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| | 12) Why does Superman stop bullets with
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| and every one of these twenty or so
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| | his chest but ducks if after the bullets
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| queries.
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| | are over the gun is thrown at him?
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| 1) Ever used 3-second glue (or instant
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| | 13) I'm sure you've heard of the
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| glue and super glue as it is called in
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| | evolutionary claim that mankind has
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| some countries)? Why does it stick so
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| | evolved from monkeys. Before I am to
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| quickly as soon as you squeeze it out but
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| | believe this, I want to know that if this
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| it doesn't stick to the sides of the tube
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| | is so why are monkeys still roaming
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| from which you squeeze it out?
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| | earth?
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| 2) Sanity statistics has proven that one
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| | 14) Why is it that when we try to catch
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| out of four people are insane or suffer
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| | something that is falling off a table,
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| from some form of mental disease. Think
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| | our hand knocks down something else?
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| of three of your best friends. If they
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| | 15) Heard of the Jap airplane pilots who
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| are fine, then you must be the fourth
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| | towards the end of the Second World War
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| one.
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| | crashed their planes into American naval
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| 3) If you have either a television or a
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| | ships? Why did these guys even think of
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| Video Receiver or a DVD or anything that
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| | wearing a helmet?
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| needs a remote controller, this odd
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| | 16) The next you vacuum your living room
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| behaviour is familiar. Have you noticed
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| | floor, explain what happens when you try
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| that whenever the batteries begin to get
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| | to vacuum a tiny thread. The vacuum will
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| dull, we press down harder? Are we
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| | not be able to suck it. Why then will you
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| expecting to squeeze more out of them?
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| | pick it up, examine it thoroughly and
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| 4) Watched old (and even newer
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| | instead of placing it in the dustbin,
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| descriptions in film) about Tarzan. If he
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| | throw it back down and try to vacuum it
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| is supposed to be living in the wild,
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| | up again?
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| what happened to his beard?
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| | 17) How come soap bubbles are always
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| 5) Switched those bulbs that are enclosed
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| | white no matter what the colour of the
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| in tight plastic shutters? Have you
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| | soap?
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| noticed that whenever you go to do that
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| | 18) Is it winter or summer wherever you
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| there are always dead bugs inside? How
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| | are right now? Have you noticed that if
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| did they manage to get there?
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| | it is summer we try and make the house as
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| 6) Still use plastic bags instead of the
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| | cold as it would be during winter, and if
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| more nature-friendly paper ones? Ok.
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| | it is winter, we try and make the house
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| Then, pray tell, why can't I ever manage
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| | as hot as it would during summer?
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| to open one on my 1st attempt?
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| | 19) Why is it that whenever you walk past
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| 7) Why, pray tell, do doctors just about
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| | a mattress dealership, they have large
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| to inject a prisoner with a lethal
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| | signs advertising a big price reduction?
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| injection check that the needle is
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| | 20) Isn't it silly that when if wandering
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| sterilized?
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| | through one of the large shopping malls
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| 8) Have you noticed that if your bank
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| | someone doesn't pay attention and the
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| account gets overdrawn, your bank will
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| | cart they are pushing smacks into your
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| add an extra charge? Why do they do that?
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| | toes, and then they say sorry, all we can
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| Should you maybe inform them that the
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| | think of saying is that no harm was done
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| reason your checkings account is
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| | while your toe is aching.
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| overdrawn is because you don't have
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| | Before I End:
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| money?
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| | Above you have run into about twenty or
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| 9) Mother-in-laws are jokes about
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| | so intriguing incidents on life that I or
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| continuously, but why not father-in-laws?
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| | some friend of mine has come across. Most
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| 10) If people run into a sign near a park
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| | will be familiar to you. Some might not.
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| bench saying that the paint is wet, every
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| | But, I hope that each one of them will if
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| one will touch it to check. If this is
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| | not make you at least laugh, bring a wry
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| so, why don't these same folk verify the
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| | smile to your face and to your heart.
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