There I Was

There I was sound asleep in my bed when the phonestanding up on the stage. The Wing Commander was
rang. It was probably around 04:00 when the phonewith him."Attention!" The Wing Commander shouted
rang in my bedroom. I was living 'off base' in civilianand the room resounded with boots hitting the floor
housing. Montana mornings are already cold in Octoberand five hundred or more airmen jumping to their feet.
and getting out of my warm bed surrounded by my"This is General Fox. Commander 24th NORAD
dogs was not my idea of a good time!"Hello," IRegion." In the Air Force you didn't have to use as
mumbled into the phone.many words to make a sentence as you did in civilian
"Airman Tuohy," the commanding voice queried in alife. The General took the mike, the colonel saluted
monotone on the other side (a question that soundedperformed a perfect about face and walked off the
much like a demand) "report for duty."stage. SAC loved pomp and circumstance. I wondered
"What's going on?" I asked since I was in Dataif you could even make Colonel if you couldn't do a
Processing (an old name for I.T.) and had no securityproper about face."During the night," The General
responsibilities.began, "a large force of Soviet troops invaded
"20 minutes airman! Get on the move!" I recognizedCanada. We are still uncertain about their strength but
the Chief Master Sergeant's voice. He had barkedit is apparently multiple battalions."The room was silent.
orders at me before a time or two.I lived fifteenWas this a drill? Montana shared a long unprotected
minutes from the base. Dressing and getting to myborder with Canada and Malmstrom Air Force Base
work location in 20 was a near impossibility but in thehad no defense. We didn't even have any airplanes!
Strategic Air Command an order was never takenWhat we did have was a couple hundred Minuteman III
lightly even if it was to tie your shoe. So having theIntercontinental Ballistic Missiles with three Nuclear
chief call saying I had to be in the office in 15 minuteswarheads each. All of us knew what was coming
was like hearing from God.Moving like a firefighter to anext and we were no longer thinking it was a drill ... we
four alarm fire I dragged on my uniform, ran a brushwere praying it was a drill.Suddenly the lights went out
through what little hair I had, brushed my teeth and ranand the air raid siren wailed mournfully in the early
out the door to the cold vinyl seats on my Datson 810.morning predawn darkness. The heal beats of boots
In Great Falls there was no rock and roll on the FMmarching down the isles of the theater could be heard
radio in those days and the one station we had wasand flashlights were tossing their beams around into
not on the air at this hour of the morning.At aboutthe frightened eyes of unarmed young men and
04:24 I walked in the door of the building we called thewomen in uniform. When the lights came back on the
DPI to find three sergeants and a light colonel puttingofficers on the stage were being held at gunpoint by
signs on the window that read "This Window Blocked".soldiers that looked like Soviets and spoke
Common practice for a Broken Arrow drill."Tuohy!"Russian!One young man in the front row jumped up
The chief barked in the delightful way that only heand tackled a Soviet soldier and was severely beaten
could. "Report to the base theater for a briefing ... onfor his actions. The rest of us sat still, wondering what
the double." I just stood there and looked at him.was going on everywhere else in town. How could this
Colonel Gray, a man who looked and actedbe happening, were our families OK.The Soviet officer
remarkably like Colonel Potter on the hit TV showwas spewing the normal rhetoric about the imperialist
MASH, looked over at me noting my inactivity.west and communism. We were convinced. Then the
"On the double Airman!" He shouted sternly. This gotAmerican general stepped back up to the microphone
me moving and startled me since I had never heardand announced this was a drill. These were the airmen
him bark an order before.The base theater was half aof the Red Star Squadron and this was the beginning
block away and an easy sprint for me in those days.of a three day Soviet Awareness Briefing.Tim Tuohy
Arriving there a couple of minutes later I found most ofis the senior network engineer for mainframe systems
the airmen on the base waiting in line to enter as well.at one of this country's largest railroads. He is an
The discussions were all the same."Whose bright ideahonorably discharged, decorated veteran of the Air
was it to have a drill at 04:30?"Force. His extensive training and education, as well his
"Dang it's cold out here I should have brought a coat?"travels throughout the North American continent, bring
"Have you ever had a drill like this before?"reality and excitement his novels and stories. His
"This is nothing! We had to do this in the war just soaccomplishments include many highly technical designs
..."In a few minutes we were all seated and theand installations. He lives outside Atlanta where he is
General in charge of the 24th NORAD region wasworking on a new novel.