Joy of Roadside Signs

Some folks save stamps, art glass or 1950 Chevys;drug stores.Father Odell was skeptical but finally
but I cotton to roadside signs - particularly Mail Pouchconsented. In 1926, he gave his son $200 for lumber
barns and Burma Shave ditties.My yard and bankwith which to build a dozen sets of signs for two
account are much too small for the real things.roads into Minneapolis.Allan hurried to install them
However, my memory and computer files have amplebefore winter froze the ground. The first series-signs
capacity.Back when two-lane highways and 50 MPHwere straightforward:Save Modern WayFine For The
cars were the norm, motorists had time to enjoy theSkinDruggists Have ItBurma Shave Druggists sent
scenery.Welcome diversions were Mail Pouch Barnsrush-orders for the cream. On this basis, Clinton Odell
to count, and Burma Shave signs to read.Speed limitssold 49 percent of the company's stock to raise
in the second quarter of the twentieth-century - mymoney for a sign shop.Sites for series-signs along
formative years -- were leisurely. Free-standing "billstraight, country roads were rented from farmers.
boards" were not yet cost effective forThere had to be enough space between signs to
advertisers.Bridging the advertising gap was the Blochallow easy reading at 50 miles per hour - then
Brothers Tobacco Co. of Wheeling, W.Va.Aaron andconsidered the top, safe speed.Burma Shave
Samuel Bloch were grocers who also made cigars.expanded, and expanded again, to meet demand.No
They retrieved tobacco cuttings, flavored them withone remembers who conceived the style of catchy
licorice and introduced it in 1884 as chewingwitticisms. The earliest remembered was:With In This
tobacco.They also had advertising instincts. TheyValeOf Toil And SinHead Grows BaldBut Not Your
named and packaged their product in a soft containerChinBurma Shave The resulting fervor over the
styled after the familiar and respected U.S. mailroadside verses is considered the most successful
pouch.As competition increased, the Bloch brothers inadvertising campaign of all time.It was the right
1910 began painting their brand name and slogan intechnique for the roads of that day. They continued
large letters on rural barns along well-traveledpopular until discontinued in 1963. By then, increased
roads.Farmers were a segment of consumers partialdriving speeds and proliferation of out-door signage by
to chewing tobacco inasmuch as fire-lit tobacco was aothers made Burma Shave verses less effective.Prior
hazard around barns.Bloch "field agents" solicitedto World War II, Burma Shave signs were cultural
advertising rights on strategic farm routes - mostly inicons. People collected the verses. On family trips, my
the Midwest.Farmers readily signed up in return for amother read them aloud to entertain father and we
choice of about $5 annually -- depending upon locationyoungsters.When the company's advertising
and bargaining skills -- free tobacco, magazinedepartment ran out of ideas, it conducted a contest to
subscriptions or a pocket watch.After company repsobtain new verses. More than 50,000 entries were
had lined up a dozen or so barns in an area, two-mansubmitted.The verses featured safe driving and
painting crews known as "wall dogs" moved in.If theromantic advice as well as whisker wisdom.Odell was
barns were close together, and in good repair, a crewcareful not to offend, but some of the romantic ones
could paint two signs a day.The crew leader viewedoccasionally raised an eyebrow or two.I still remember
the barn surface from the road to gauge the size ofone that made Mother pause, Dad laugh, and we kids
letters needed. These he lined in by eye and spottedgiggle:Dinah Doesn'tTreat Him RightIf He'd
with a dab of paint in the color desired.His helperShaveDinah-might!Burma Shave The hidden meaning
followed to lather on a thick mixture of white-leadprobably would have been missed if the exclamation
paste thinned with linseed oil and gasoline and coloredpoint hadn't made it explicit.One year the American
with appropriate dyes.Painters earned from $50 tocountryside was flooded for a year with this
$125 a week. They furnished their own paint, brushes,series:Free OfferRip A FenderOff Your CarMail It
ladders truck and lodging. They were assignedInWin A JarBurma Shave. To the company's surprise, it
territories they could maintain.At the peak of chewingwas flooded with fenders scavenged from junkyards
tobacco use in 1930, Mail Pouch had 20,000 barnsand toys. However, Odell was pleased to pay off.Odell
under contract and enjoyed 65 percent of the producttook great pride in the commendations he received
market.Under the impact of "eye pollution," Congress infrom highway safety officials for Burma Shave safety
1965 enacted the Highway Beautification Act. Thistips like this:Past SchoolsTake It SlowLet The
banned all commercial signs within 660 feet of aLittleShavers GrowBurma Shave The sale of shaving
federally funded highway.Barns with Mail Pouch signscream, of course was the primary objective. Whisker
were classified as commercial advertisements. Manywitticisms dominated the verses:Whale Put
thousands were demolished. In their places areJonahDown The HatchCoughed Him UpCause He
eyesore billboards readable from across a proscribedScratchedBurma Shave No one knows how many
strip of featureless ground.It is estimated that there aredifferent verses were put on sign sets - one collector
only 2,000 original Mail Pouch barns remaining - objectshas catalogued 600.Certainly this is only a fraction of
of pilgrimages by history buffs and photographers.the 60-year history of the campaign. My own collection
Smile While DrivingAnother roadside advertiser,consists of about 150.At the peak, there were 35,000
pre-billboard days, was Burma Shave. This was aBurma Shave signs throughout the United States.After
soothing, pleasant smelling whisker lubricant thatWorld War II, electric razors became popular. Highway
replaced shaving mugs, soap and brushes.According tospeeds increased to the point that leased space for
the Eisner Museum of Advertising and Design, thewider-spaced signs was prohibitive and distracting.The
product began in 1925 as Burma-Vitae liniment. Thissigns were taken down in 1963. Sales of Burma
allegedly was concocted by the father of Clinton OdellShave plummeted and the product was
from a recipe sent by a sailor-friend in thediscontinued.The company was sold to the American
Orient.Clinton Odell was a lawyer at Minneapolis, Min.Safety Razor Company in 1997. It reintroduced the
The liniment did not sell well so he asked a chemistwonderful shaving cream for old-timers who still like to
friend, Carl Noren, to improve the patent medicine. Hisshave with it and recall favorite Burma Shave
formula 143 turned the medicine into a slushy creamsallies.Sorry, aficionados, I use electric.Lindsey Williams
ideal for use with the new "safety razors."Odell's sons,is a Sun columnist who can be contacted at:Website:
Leonard and Allan, set about selling the new productwith several hundred of Lin's Editorial & At Large
re-named Burma Shave. However, it also did not sellarticles written over 40 years.Also featured in its
well.Young Allan suggested they advertise with aentirety is Lin's groundbreaking book "Boldly Onward,"
series of small, related signs. He had seen them alongthat critically analyzes and develops theories about the
a road while peddling the "brushless" shaving cream tooriginal Spanish explorers of America.